What the fuck was that?
Your sister has turned into a zombie
What the fuck was that?
Your girlfriend was a demon too
What the fuck was that?
She just ripped my pre-ripped Abercrombie
What the fuck was that?
I got some Shelly on my shoe
What darkness lurks beyond this wooden sanctum?
What the fuck was that?
Dude, these hoes been zombefied!
I cannot stay here anymore
I'm getting out of here!
No, we cannot leave, Linda's ankle won't make it, I fear
I cannot stay, I killed my lay!
I must go now
You can't go now
I must!
You can't!
I must
You can't!
Bitches out for blood!
I can't take this anymore
We don't even know if there's a way back
Except for that damn broken foorbridge
Gotta go! Right now!
I'll find a road where I'll flag down a van!
Just listen to me. Linda can't walk
No I won't! It's time to go!
Cannot hike. Can't even stand
Then we'll leave her. That's our brand-new...
P l a n
What the fuck was that?
Now I'll put an end to this vacation
What the fuck was that?
Scoot, don't leave me all alone
Necronomicon The Book of the Dead
The Chant The chicks
A curse I'm gone!
What the fuck was that?
It's the Evil Dead!
Mmm! The spooks were havin' their midnight fling
The merry makin' was in full swing
They shrieked themselves into a cheerful trance
When the skeleton in the closet started to dance
Now a goblin giggled with fiendish glee
A shout rang out from a big banshee
Amazement was in every ghostly glance
When the skeleton in the closet started to dance