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Translators: Chtobi, Turbo2025, VasSerMan7 Editors: Bill Ein, Le0, Minstrel, Uk@R
Hello, viewer-kun!
Now, I'll tell you about phenomena, that cause involuntary movements
muscles of body and face, specific sounds and changings in respiratory rhythm.
Viewer-kun:
Listen to the story
Grab her chest
Wait,
I masturbate!
Let another motherfucker come and share
my fate and pray!
Catastrophe!
Imma kill a motherfucker with a fax machine
and break...
It down...
For you...
To see...
'Cause I'm on it
'Cause I'm on it - yes indeed!
On it
On it - watch me bleed!
On it
On it - rest in peace!
On it
On it - h-h-hide...
You are...
So good so far...
You are...
So good so far...
PRESENTS
PRESENTSfdsfdsfsdfjjkkjk
Jeka...
Obey me!
I want your brain.
Or you will get into the Russian Army!
Read this!
Read!
Contract
Read!
for giving away
your brain
Girls...
Let's fuck.
Pervert!
Am not!
Live a life in hell through a mortal shell asphyxiating smell,
for a crime lifetime
imagination, locked in a cell.
And to the other firstborn, I see the same scene that must play over in your mind and now
how much more I'm sure it's fucked with your head just like it's fucked up mine.
the message you sent out to me.
I can not change what's meant to be.
The message you sent out to me.
I can not change what's meant to be.
One, two, three, four, five!
Little bunny is going to dive!
Hello, hostess!
Greetings, Victor Michailovich.
I missed your buns so much.
Why do you keep making pass at me again and again...
School graduation, and here's the military call-up.
Conscript Ikari Shinji Gendovich
INDUCTION NOTICE
Report oneself to the military enlistment office of Tokio 3
I didn't expect that at all!
I went to my girlfriend
and told her: Let's do AH-AH-AH
AH-AAAAAAAAAAH!
Every boy have managed to score with a girl before joining the Army,
But I am still a virgin...
Virgin.. gin.. gin...
Please, give me a kiss, Karina!
But what do you always tell to me!?
What!?
White ships
white ships
float through the sky!
So good-looking teeth.
AHGR-GR-GR!
KHVATIT (Stop)
KHVATIT PRIKALYVAT (Stop pranking)
KHVATIT PRIKALYVAT GRISHU! (Stop pranking Grisha!)
Grisha
Five, one, seven!
I'm not some kind of cop
To read out your rights,
But I'll remind you,
What your head is for?
Head is for thinking,
Legs are for walking.
No one can stop me!
Eyes are for seeing ,
Lips are for talking.
No one can stop me!
Aaaaa!!!
My phone is alive!
AAAAA!!!
Three sisters were living in this house.
(Three sisters!)
Three little girls, three sisters.
(Three sisters!)
One of them was Olga.
(Three sisters!)
And the third sister was...
Nickolai!
Three sisters!
Three!
Three sisters!
(Exactly three!)
Three sisters!
Three! Three!
Hey, what's up?
Andrew Kramer here for Video Copilot.
And welcome to another very exciting After Effects tutorial.
Okay, let's go and add that nice lens effect.
Okay, so, pretty cool!
Well, I hope you guys enjoyed this tutorial.
My name is Andrew Kramer for Video Copilot.
If you want something to part from,
Then you must burn it.
If you want to never see it again,
Leave it swimming
In benzine!
BENZINE!
I'll poke your eyes out!
Help!
Welcome to our hood!
Yo! Miha, let's start!
When we f*cking hang out together
All chicks listen to his crappy pop.
Meet us straight from Moscow!
Someone kicked the crap out of Timati!
SHUT THE F*CK UP!
I can't sleep at night.
What's the cause of all my problems?
I
I hate
I hate my
I hate my neighbor!
Yes, I'm crying.
He can do everything much better than me!
I
I hate
I hate my
I hate my neighbor!
I am the mutant hamster!
Now I can read your thoughts!
FREUD Psychoanalysis
Now I can go through walls!
And tomorrow, when I'll multiply,
I'll get out of here
And have my revenge!
Because
Because I'm,
Because I'm, I'm,
Because I'm, I'm, I'm...
The terrible mutant hamster!
Once in summer, we went to this place.
The project is overseen by Satan!
I'm tired of being, what you want me to be?
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface.
Don't know what you're expecting of me,
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes...
Love is in the air
Everywhere I look around.
Love is in the air
Every sight and every sound.
And I don't know if I'm being foolish.
Don't know if I'm being wise...
RUSSIAN POST We don't give a shit.
NyaKowai
Be prepared for the result!
Hello. How are you? Let's be friends. I'm Vadik.
What did you...
Need a friend?
And, in addition, you'll get ten dollars.
My place is nearby.
What the...?
"Jeans mobile service"! Connect your friend and both of you will get 10$.
Connect your friend
Yaoi
and get 10$
both
Why not? Another ten bucks aren't unnecessary.
The table is forever!
Come on, my friend together!
Because, I understand on duty today!
Join the Voluntary Militia Helpers !
Because, I understand
Consulting, bodybuilding,
Consulting
Bodybuilding
Voluntary Militia Helpers
the breakfast in the evening.
Because I understand on duty today!
Mmm.
That cheeseburger You do not want.
I do not want that cheeseburger...
Those fries give Yoda.
Have my fries.
Your drink desire you not.
The "Pepsi"...
I do want!
Want you not.
Do.
Do not want.
This summer grab a diet Pepsi and see Star Wars.
Episode X Pokemons revenge
Madness?
Ether?
Cannabis?
Bledina - remember your childhood!
Not again! It's my cell phone. One more call.
Who's calling me on my "Life"?
"life" Everything is possible! Free life:) Tariff Without user charge!
I hope, it's nice busty girl,
Who calling me on my "Life".
Oh, yea. It's her, it's her,
But not busty at all...
The 10th season
B-boss-e...
WHAT THE CRAP IS THIS!?
Aaa!
MORON!
Boss-e!
WHAT THE CRAP!?
Whazzup?
I'm asking you, WHAT IS THIS!?
Your hand?
Boss-e...
Musta!
Mustakrakish!
Musta!
Mustakrakish!
Awaken!
Awaken! Awaken!
Awaken! Awaken! Awaken!
Awaken! Awaken! Awaken! Awaken!
Take the land
That must be taken!
Awaken!
Awaken! Awaken!
Awaken! Awaken! Awaken!
Awaken! Awaken! Awaken! Awaken!
Devour world,
Smite forsaken.
Rise!
And
And awaken!
That's it.
Disgusting!
Wrinkly!
Gross!
Remember,
If you shake it more than twice
You're playing with it.
What the hell are you trying?!
Now I know there is something more!
What happened to you?!
Mom, should I buy something on my way home?
Buy a flat and live alone, dumbass!
Who's this baldy?
I must be in love with him...
Forget it!
It's Bruce Willis!
He is the main hero and doesn't put up with mockery!
In his film, he had Die Hard nuts!
I am so f*cking yours.
Far, far away...
In the deepest forest, among silver firs and fairy flowers...
Happily lives and sings songs
Whoever you think?
Magic rabbit!
Good evening, dear Pyatigorsk citizens!
This is Nor-Cau TV! (Northern Caucasia TV)
And I am Jorik Vartanov!
You sound like a squirrel with hemorrhoid broadcasting from the tree hollow
You have a big mouth, huh?
Who are you? Tell me who are you.
I'm cameraman and you are?
Well, you are Cameraman. If I had such name, I wouldn't go out.
And you’re trying to be something.
live broadcast
Nor-Cau TV
Hey, are you gonna to read announcement or not? This is a live broadcast!
My deepest apologies!
And now, Pyatigorsk's weather forecast.
For tomorrow.
For tomorrow! For what else? For yesterday?!
Fo...r... For tomorrow...
Wha-wha-what kind of a person are you? Are you a human or a dill? Jorik?
Stop telling me what to do! You're a cameraman or what?
One day, I'll cut off your tongue!
!!!
What's up this time?
Make the kind eyes.
Make... Ah, yes.
I'm gonna to go to a toilet...
That's all.
See you tomorrow, my dear kiddies!
That was Nor-Cau TV and Jorik Vartanov.
We're charging our battery.
And now we're full of energy.
We are the robots.
Master
I'm your servant.
I'm your worker.
Mistress
I'm your servant.
I'm your worker.
Parachuting trainer on board:
First go!
Second go!
Third go!
And don't forget your parachutes in the plane!
Do you know who your enemies are?
One day they only reap what they sow!
So, wake up!
Let me hear you!
Let me feel you!
Hey!
Woo!
Yea...
For...
Hey...
You lie and teach me shit, and try to tell me what I feel.
I yell and scream and tell you things that you don't want to hear.
You try and try to make me think that I can touch the sky.
She likes to think I'm crazy.
Yea!
I've got a message for you!
Give it to me, baby.
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Give it to me, baby.
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Give it to me, baby.
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly.
I could bet on new-years eve
He'd call me up at night
From the other side of the world,
Ed was always there alright.
Going to the run,
Run
Angel.
Well, heaven and hell came together that night
Only for you this time.
Going to the run,
Forever
Angel.